so true

I apparently missed this when it came out in 2001, because when I read it this morning I laughed out loud: Coca-Cola Introduces Coke Mandatory.

Though possible repercussions for failing to meet daily Coke Mandatory consumption requirements have not been formally announced, Hasworth stressed that one 12-ounce can of Coke Mandatory per day is "essentialicious," and that those who fail to comply with minimum daily allotments "will wish they'd done as they were told."