A forward from Kelly: Work VS Prison > Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer: > > IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. > > AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. > > IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. > > AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. > > IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. > > AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. > > IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. > > AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors > > for yourself. > > IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. > > AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. > > IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. > > AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. > > IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. > > AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. > > IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. > > AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they > > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. > > IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. > > AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. > > IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. > > AT WORK...they are called managers.