Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?Also amusing: http://www.howispentmystimulus.com/.A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
makes cents
A fine analysis of the federal tax rebate coming to a mailbox near you. As summed up by Dave Barry:
