maybe they'll reconsider..

Dear Ms. Bailey, Due to the overwhelming number of job rejections I have received over the past two months, I'm sorry to inform you that I will be unable to accept your rejection at this time. It pains me to have to do so, but with the condition of our present economy I am left with little choice. Believe me when I say that normally a rejection with your qualifications would be accepted immediately. I would be glad to keep your rejection on file for up to 45 days and consider it should another opportunity arise. Thanks, McDowell Crook