I've posted these before, but on another site: -- When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. -- May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful. -- Writing about music is like dancing about architecture -- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again -- When the candles are out all women are fair. Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD), Morals -- Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago ... we're one of them." -- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. -- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water -- Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population -- If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks -- There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't