What would the world be, once bereft of wet and wildness?
Let them be left, O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet.
-- Gerard Manley Hopkins
Friday, June 29, 2007
quote of the day
-- Oscar Wilde
yours is a very bad hotel
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
behold
quote of the day
"Should a traveller, returning from a far country, bring us an account of men, wholly different from any with whom we were ever acquainted; men, who were entirely divested of avarice, ambition, or revenge; who knew no pleasure but friendship, generosity, and public spirit; we should immediately, from these circumstances, detect the falsehood, and prove him a liar, with the same certainty as if he had stuffed his narration with stories of centaurs and dragons, miracles and prodigies. And if we would explode any forgery in history, we cannot make use of a more convincing argument, than to prove, that the actions ascribed to any person are directly contrary to the course of nature, and that no human motives, in such circumstances, could ever induce him to such a conduct."-- David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Sect. VIII, Part I, p. 65
Great read
palimpsest
mpg
I didn't realize this, but the current fuel economy standard for cars, unchanged since 1983, is 27.5 miles a gallon. Light trucks, including S.U.V.’s, pickups and minivans, must achieve a minimum average of 21.3 miles a gallon over each carmaker’s entire fleet. I guess that explains how they can get away with making Hummers that get 10-12 miles per gallon. Under the proposed legislation, cars would have to achieve an average fuel economy of 36 miles a gallon by 2022, while trucks would have to reach 30 miles a gallon by 2025. It's a start.
the green fairy
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Because I dare to care about sporting my receding hair while reclining in my chair
Hair Piece
I'm aware some stare at my hair
In fact, some really despair of my hair
But I don't care
'cause they're not aware
nor are they debonair
In fact, they're just square
They see hair down to there
say BEWARE and go off on a tear
I say "No fair"
A head that's bare is really nowhere
So be like a bear
Be fair with your hair
Show it you care
Wear it to there, or to there,
or to THERE if you dare
My wife bought some hair at a fair
to use as a spare
Did I care? Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair
In fact, hair can be rare
Fred Astaire has no hair
nor does a chair
or a chocolate eclair
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere
Now that I've shared this affair of the hair
I think I'll repair to my lair
and use NAIR, do you care?
Here's my beard
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered
's just my beard
-- George Carlin
What is wrong with these people, indeed
distance + time
beyond insurgency
Monday, June 25, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
oh insult me again, please
You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice.More Shakespearean insults here. Stolen liberally from Eartha.
quote of the day
-- Robert McCloskey
Saturday, June 23, 2007
good to know
The Mythbusters agreed that putting a grenade in the refrigerator was not a good idea.
Friday, June 22, 2007
quote of the day centuries
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
quote of the day
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOOoooHOOoooooo - what a ride!......"-- anonymous (found here)
damn I'm good
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
what'd she say?
Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.
--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station
Overheard by: Ian Robertson
Monday, June 18, 2007
the longest day, indeed
crime does pay
shocked, but not surprised
sigh.
assisting English majors nationwide
my hero
How to be persuasive
Use of big words is persuasive several times over. They make you look all smart and other people look all stupid; hence, your argument becomes the more compelling. Furthermore, use of big words means you'll talk longer, and usually whoever talks the most is the most convincing. "Wow, look at all he has to say about this," people will say to themselves as they observe you making a protracted argument. "He must know a lot about this subject."By way of example, compare the persuasiveness of the following two statements:
- "Hockey is better than football."
- "You are the manifest profusion of delusional ideology incarnate if you do not fulminate against the institution of football with great superciliousness and promulgate the preeminence of hockey."
Thursday, June 14, 2007
PAC man
To filter funds from controversial or unpopular groups to other PACs and candidates for the purpose of hiding the actual source of a candidate’s campaign campaign money from voters.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
Friday, June 01, 2007
secret room? what secret room?
And the coolest part is that it can be made to open by arranging chess pieces on a nearby board in a specific configuration.