Need a completely meaningless essay on the poststructural dynamics of Madonna's music? Marxist-Freudian interpretations of blue shoelaces? Interpersonal Hegelian beanpole dialectics? Look no further than the Postmodern Generator, a funny take on the excesses of modern cultural theory. My favorite: "The Failure of Culture: Pretextual capitalist theory and subtextual feminism"
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