Um, it's supposed to get down to "record lows" tonight. Can I stay at someone else's place? I'd hate to be here in my house when the water heater freezes solid and bursts, sending deadly shards of ice and steel flying through the walls. Maybe I'd get lucky and one would impale the pathetic window-unit heater I've got, which really cranks up the heat in here to a blistering 62 degrees F.. Anyone?