What would the world be, once bereft of wet and wildness?
Let them be left, O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet.
-- Gerard Manley Hopkins
Monday, April 24, 2006
The shaving cream racket
the dogs of war
"The trainers would starve the dogs, then train them to find food under a tank. The dogs quickly learned that being released from their pens meant to run out to where the training tank was parked and find some vittles. Once trained, the dogs would be fitted with a bomb attached to the back, and loosed into a field of oncoming German Panzers. When the dog climbed underneath the tank–where there was no armor–the bomb would detonate and gut the enemy vehicle."
The 50 Worst Things to Happen to Music
#21:
NEARLY EVERY HIPHOP VIDEO
We get it.
Your ride is pimped, your crib is a castle and at the drop of an ice-encrusted hat, you can have tons of scantily clad ho's pouring bottles of Cristal down your gullet while you kick it in the hot tub. Congratulations to a generation of hip-hop video directors for making decadence seem so … boring.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Reason #2,397 why I'm getting a hybrid
UPDATE: Here's reason #2,398.
nice

Apparently the idea has caught on. Here's a site that shows you how to build one of these yourself.
quote of the day
--Emo Phillips
our godless constitution
"...The Founding Fathers were not religious men, and they fought hard to erect, in Thomas Jefferson's words, 'a wall of separation between church and state.' John Adams opined that if they were not restrained by legal measures, Puritans--the fundamentalists of their day--would 'whip and crop, and pillory and roast.' The historical epoch had afforded these men ample opportunity to observe the corruption to which established priesthoods were liable, as well as 'the impious presumption of legislators and rulers,' as Jefferson wrote, 'civil as well as ecclesiastical, who, being themselves but fallible and uninspired men, have assumed dominion over the faith of others, setting up their own opinions and modes of thinking as the only true and infallible, and as such endeavoring to impose them on others, hath established and maintained false religions over the greatest part of the world and through all time...'"
Saturday, April 22, 2006
i want one
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
knifospo?
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Monday, April 17, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
hahahahaha
down with stubble
Friday, April 07, 2006
great essay
"I am become Death," thought Robert Oppenheimer, remembering an ancient Hindu text. "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
Thursday, April 06, 2006
did I say 39?
quote of the day
By this time all the members have dropped out of Robert E. Lee High School.
Monday, April 03, 2006
bright idea
if you pass the night
and merge it with dawn
for the sake of heart
what do you think will happen
if the entire world
is covered with the blossoms
you have labored to plant
what do you think will happen
if the elixir of life
that has been hidden in the dark
fills the desert and towns
what do you think will happen
if because of
your generosity and love
a few humans find their lives
what do you think will happen
if you pour an entire jar
filled with joyous wine
on the head of those already drunk
what do you think will happen
go my friend
bestow your love
even on your enemies
if you touch their hearts
what do you think will happen
mini golden gate
This is a very cool tilt-shift photo taken by Mat Honan. No, it's not from his model train set. It's the real thing--here's how to do it in photoshop. Here's a flickr pool of shift pics. Here's how to make your own camera lens.





