people are so weird

A few tidbits from Overheard in New York:

Hipster chick: ... And I'm like, 'I love you.' And he's like, 'Get away from me.' I think he's just afraid of commitment.

--7th Ave
Overheard by: Regina Deorum

Woman to friends: Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a dog who farts?

--Max Brenner, Broadway, between 13th & 14th

Suit on cell: You shouldn't feel bad for the boy who cried uterine trouble.

--A train
Overheard by: Sue

Hobo sitting on ground cleaning a trumpet, to hot lady passerby: Hey, don't fucking look at me -- I'm too old for you!

--51st & 2nd
Overheard by: Outlaw