If there were no hypothetical questions, what would this say?
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you fail and succeed, which have you done?
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers..
Ask me about my vow of silence.
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Defecation eventuates.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Necrophila is dead.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Give me ambiguity or give me...something else.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
I have high friends in places.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.