"Parodies and caricatures are the most penetrating of criticisms." -Aldous Huxley

The "new" religion Pastafarianism now has a sacred text, according to this informative USA Today article. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or, as one guy at Fark put it:

Our Father, who art in pesto
Alfredo be thy name
Thy kingdom come, Al dente done,
on forks as it is on chopsticks
Give us this plate with garlic bread
be sure to give us napkins
As we give napkins to those who impress us
And lead me not to Olive Garden
but delivery from Carraba's.
For thine is the garlic,
the marinara and the oregano
Forever and ever
RAMEN.