Well Matt has decided to do the right thing even if, in the end, his posterior may disagree. He'll be cruising over 500 miles on a bike as part of an AIDS/LifeCycle ride in June, and he needs help ponying up the requisite pledge money.
Go here for some info and
go here to make a donation. If you've never perched in the saddle for a long period of time, trust me - it takes dedication.