It's the Dubya Spin Generator, brought to you by the fine folks over at democracymeansyou.com. Just plug in your favorite issues and viola! you have a presidential speech. How convenient! "Fellow Americans, We know you love your SUV and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all commie-hating and god-fearing Americans. You want to be watching the war on TV just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to and want what's best for the country, like we do. This war on terror is a perfect excuse to bomb the hell out of Saddam the right way, finally, or anyone else we don't like, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a sheep. The only way out of this situation is to bomb Iraq, then Somalia, then Tom Daschle, so that businesses can create new jobs for white men. But the bleeding heart Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to people who live in luxury from hundreds of welfare and unemployment accounts instead of using it to bomb Iraq where it belongs. If you're a patriot and know that education is BAD you'll help us repeal corporate taxes retroactive to 1951 to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe. Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be buried in the corpses of murdered fetuses, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white like you, who look nothing like that bastard Clinton, and who want to give you guns and a missile shield instead of feeding illegal weird-lookin' immigrants who steal food from the mouths of your children. Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote Republican in the next election!"