"Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence."

I cracked up reading this one. Some graduate students at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory have developed a random computer science research paper generator. You just plug in some author's names, and presto, you're ready to submit a paper to the 9th World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics Conference. Feel free to check out my latest project: "Ambimorphic Epistemologies for a* Search"